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Score: 9
Aladdin 3150

"soooooooooo..."

submission: Aladdin 3150
date: August 30, 2007

Future Aladdin will be an emo dinosaur...fuck, I'll buy it. This was a job well done, my favorite part was the guarenteed sequal shot.

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Score: 6
Super Hero Clock

"It was alright...."

submission: Super Hero Clock
date: August 9, 2007

You would have thought he would have some power/control over time. But whatever, it wasn't pathetic so I liked it.

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Score: 7
NG Advice

"ehhhhhcockjokehhhhhh"

submission: NG Advice
date: July 27, 2007

It was sort of kind of funny...that pretty much wraps it up...

July 27, 2007

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Cock Joke.

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Score: 1
M.K. vs. S.F. B.B.D.

"Define "like""

date: July 27, 2007

I'm pretty sure this is exactly like the MK vs SF movies that already exsist. Basically this is basically theft. Do us all a favor and don't submit your next movie unitl you are at least 15, maybe then you'll have a concept of theft.

(Oh, and even if we throw out the blantent theft, the action still moves slow and the story is completely unimaginative. The diolauge moves to fast and is completely unrealistic. Better luck next time!)

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Score: 2
Full Moon.

"Ohhhhh, so close...maybe"

submission: Full Moon.
date: July 27, 2007

I was sure this was going to be some art filled piece filled with chill indie music (whether that is a good thing or not is up to a persons own judgement). But I was wrong it was supposed to be funny...I think. Really, trashing all my filters, it was a pathetic attempt at humor, but I'll be nice and say you have potential. Hoping this is your first flash effort, you can only get better, but next time, look up the definition of the word humor and then try it over again.

But seriously dude, never submit anything like this again.

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Score: 5
Me Not You

"Hmm, I'll go with "cute""

submission: Me Not You
date: July 27, 2007

It was nice, but that's at far as it got. I was bored through out the duration, I'm afraid. The ship part was nice, there's no denying that. In fact, the animation is what saved this, anything hand drawn these days is impressive. You have potential, and this, I'm sure, is not as good as you can get.

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Score: 3
Jerry

"Ugh"

submission: Jerry
date: July 22, 2007

This is such a definition of the pathetic phase in pop culture we are being forced to suffer through today. He kills himself (spoiler), "wow that's deep" PSYCHE. This was pathetic. The best thing this flash had going for it was the mindless repetition and high quality animation...

PSYCHE.

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